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1. Name: Danny
2. Nickname(s): Jack, White Wolf, and my oldest brother used to call me Daniel Son a lot; which I never got until I saw the Karate Kid
3. Birthday: October 22, 1983
4. That makes you: 25
5. Where were you born: St. Jude Hospital in Fullerton CA
6. Location right now: Family room
7. Shoe size: 11W
8. How many piercings?: None
9. Tattoos?: None
10. When you wake up you're: Lying in bed trying not to fall back to sleep, until I finally get the strength to get out of bed
11. When you’re about to sleep you're: Thinking about random funny stuff. Trying to amuse myself to sleep, I guess you could say.
12. Zodiac sign: Libra
13. Chinese sign: Pig
14. Righty or Lefty: Right
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: Graduated from high school in 2002, taken some college

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: American, part Irish, that’s all I know
18. Hair color: Brown
19. Eye color: Blue
20. Weight: Around 155 pounds
21. Height: About 5’9
22. Braces?: No
23. Glasses?: Nope, I have good ol’ 20/20

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend?: Well... I'm seeing this girl, but we haven't actually met in person yet.
25. If so, who?: I'm not at liberty to say, just yet
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone?: Yes, the girl I just mentioned
27. Who has a crush on you?: I'm guessing the girl I just mentioned
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf?: I’m not that stupid, so if I had a girlfriend before, I would NEVER have cheated on her.
29. Who was your first kiss: Never kissed a girl before
30. Who was your last: N/A
31. Are you a virgin?: Yes
32. Ever had a threesome before?: Uh… no… what's a threesome?
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be?: I don’t know
34. Have you ever been in love?: Yes
35. Broken any hearts?: No
36. Got your heart broken?: Not for very long
37. Ever liked a friend?: Yes
38. What happened?: I could tell they had boyfriends. Plus, at that time I didn’t know dick about talking to girls. Romantically, anyway

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in: None
40. How many were serious enough to count: N/A
41. Who were those serious ones: N/A
42. Funnest hook-ups: N/A
43. What made them different: N/A
44. What happened: N/A
45. Best boy/girlfriend: So far, the girl I'm currently seeing
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: N/A
47. Ever been kissed: No
48. Who do you want back: N/A
49. Who do you regret: N/A
50. Why: N/A

Section Five: Favorites

51. Song: Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran, and ’59 by Brian Setzer
52. Movie: Aladdin, the Return of Jafar, Aladdin and the King of Thieves, the Lion King, the Lion King 2, the Lion King 1 & ½, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Dick Tracy, Johnny Dangerously, Hancock, Transformers, Transformers 2, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, and G.I. Joe
53. Food: Steak, tacos, pizza, pasta, and fried chicken (KFC especially)
54. Drink: Root beer, preferably MUG or A&W
55. Store: Borders
56. Television show: 24, and Lock ‘n’ Load with R. Lee Ermey
57. Holiday: Christmas
58. Book: The Action Hero’s Handbook
59. Ice cream: Birthday cake
60. Sweets: Junior Mints
61. Crisps: Pizza flavored Pringles, I guess
62. Type of music: Rock, Jazz, and some Country
63. Artist: Brian Setzer, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Billy Joel, Queen, U2, Depeche Mode, Matchbox20, Social Distortion, and Weird Al Yankovic
64. Word: I don’t know
65. Time of day: Twilight
66. Dressing: Ranch
67. Alcoholic drink: None
68. Color(s): Aqua blue
70. Character: Timon, Bubs and Strong Bad from Homestar Runner, Freakazoid, Sonic the hedgehog, Knuckles, Fox McCloud, Jill Valentine, and half of the girls in Soul Calibur 4
71. Smell: Mint
72. Shampoo: Head and Shoulders
73. Soap: Doesn’t matter. As long as it does what it was made for and cleans me, I’ll take it.
74. Smiley:
75. Board game: Chess
76. Sport: I’m not really a sports person.
77. Number: 12
78. Quote: “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
79. Animal: Wolves, meerkats, bats, bears, dogs, cats, foxes, and dolphins
80. Actor: Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd
82. Vegetable: Carrot
83. Fruit: Banana
84. Place to be: Disneyland, in guest mode
85. Thing in your room: My Rock Band drumset
86. Gum: Spearmint
87. Shape: I don’t know… octagon?
88. Country: USA
89. Mall: The Brea mall in California, only one I’ve ever been to really
90. Car: Hummer
91. Boy's name: Tony
92. Girl's name: Laura
93. Family member: I dunno
94. Restaurant: Lucille’s Smokehouse Barbeque
95. Movie place: The AMC
96. Person to go to the movies with: My brothers
98. Brand of shoe: I don’t know
99. Brand of clothing: I don’t know
100. Body part of a chicken: Breast
101. Swear word: Shit
102. Month: October
103. Possession: My computer
104. Team: None
105. Season: Fall
106. Radio station: Used to be Star 98.7, until they fucked it up
107. Magazine: Game Informer
108. Favorite grade: Anything above a D
109. Least favorite grade: F
110. Teacher: Ms. Norton
111. Least favorite teacher: Mrs. McPhee
112. Subject: Biology
113. Subject to talk about: History

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: Mom
115. Who's your dad?: Dad
116. Any step-parents?: No
117. Any brothers?: 4
118. Any Sisters?: 1
120. Coolest: Rob
121. Loudest: Me
122. Best relative: I don’t know
123. Worse relative: Aunt Barbara
124. Do you get along with your parents?: Yes
125. With your siblings?: Most of the time
126. Does anyone understand you? Um, yeah
127. Do you have any pets?: Had a dog when I was a kid
128. If so, what kind and name? Jojo, an English Springer spaniel
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: A dog, not sure what breed yet.
130. Can I be a part of your family?: Let me think about that. No.

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school?: Yeah, in college
132. Did you drop out?: No, but I had to skip a few semesters
133. Your current GPA: Beats me
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?: Usually my classes are done before lunch, so I just have lunch at home. But sometimes I buy lunch.
135. ABC's?: …You’re thinking I’d be answering these questions if I didn’t know my ABC’s?
136. Favorite class: History of Rock and Roll
137. Play any sports at school?: No
138. Are you popular?: Not really
139. Favorite memory: My final Jazz band concert performance, when my friends and I did an encore that the audience absolutely loved
140. Most humiliating moment: I’d rather not talk about it
141. Most funniest moment: We were rehearsing for a marching band performance and while we were setting up, one of the section leaders bragged about how responsible he was for bringing his notes. Then my best friend countered with, “Yeah, that’s why you showed up at the rehearsal yesterday!” (Which he didn’t!)
142. Most scared moment: I don’t remember

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: KFC
146. Dog: Me petting it
147. Christina Aguilera: Who?
148. Ricky Martin: La Vida Loca and the Cup of Life, the only 2 of his songs that I really like
149. 50 cent: More money than his albums are worth
150. Poop: Ick
151. Beach: Sand
152. Desert: More sand
153. Water: Swimming
154. Osama: Larcen Tyler performing his vendetta on him: grabbing him, pulling out his knife, and stabbing him repeatedly
155. Love: Jack and Jill Stryker, the two characters in my featured deviation
156. Your little brother: Nothing, I don't have one.
157. Butt: Kick
158. Clowns: The Joker
159. Wonder: Hmm…
16o. Brown: Chocolate
161. Banana: Om nom nom
162. Sex: Not something I want to have, unless I know it’s with the right girl
163. Parents: Mom & Dad
164. Homosexuals: Left alone
165. God: Bright Light

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: Yes
167. Heaven: Yes
168. Devil: Yes
169. Hell: Yes
170: Boogy man: No
171. Closet Monsters: No
172. Fortune tellings: No
173. Magic: No
174. Love at first sight: Yes
175. Ghosts: Kinda. I’ve seen some pretty convincing photos and videos, but some have been proven fake. And I’ve yet to encounter a ‘real’ ghost myself
176. Voo-doo dolls: No
177. Reincarnation: Yes
178. Yourself: Yes

Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: NO
180. Do drugs: NO
181. Drink alcohol: Can’t, I’m allergic
182. Cuss: Yes, I fucking cuss! What the shit are you gonna do about it?! (Seriously though, I try to refrain from it in public.)
183. Sing in the shower: Sometimes
184. Like school: Kinda
185. Want to get married: Yes
186. Type with all of your fingers: Yes
187. Think you're attractive: ....Yes and No
188. Drink and drive: NO
189. Snore: Not that I know of
190. Sleep walk: Not that I know of
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: Meh

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: No
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: No
194. Told that person how you felt: Yes
195. Been arrested: NO
196. Gone to jail or juve: NO
197. Skateboarded: Yes
198. Skinny dipped: No
199. Rock climbed: Yes
200. Killed someone: NO
201. Watched porn: Yes
202. Gone on a road trip: Yes
203. Went out of the country: Nope, never been outside the states. In fact, I’ve rarely ever been outside of California
204. Talked back to an adult: Yes
205. Broken a law: No
206. Got pulled over: Well, I was a passenger one time my brother’s friend was pulled over for speeding. Thankfully, he cooperated with the officer and just got a ticket.
208: Cried to get out of trouble: When I was a kid.
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: Yes
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: NO
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister: NO
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: No
213. Moon someone: When I was a kid
214. Shop-lifted: When I was a kid
215. Worked at McDonald's: No
216. Eaten a dog: Shit no!
217. Give money to a homeless person: Yes
218. Glued your hand to yourself: No
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: No
220. Had a one night stand: No
221. Smoked: No
222. Done drugs: NO
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: No
224. Slap someone for being stupid: Wanted to, but didn’t
225. Had cyber sex: No
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: In some rare occasions
227. Caught someone doing something: Yes
228. Played a game that removes clothing: If World of Warcraft and Soul Calibur 4 count, then yes.
229. Cried during a movie: Not overtly
230. Cried over someone: No
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yes
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: No
233. Ran away from home: Yes
234. Cheated on a test: Yes

Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: NO
236. Sky dive: NO
237. Swim with dolphins: Yes
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: NO
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Maybe
240. Lie to the police: No
241. Run from the police: No
242. Lie to your parents: I have, when I was a kid
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: Hell no!
244. Be an exotic dancer: …No
245. Fuck a donkey for 1, 000, 000: SHIT NO!

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: Usually, around girls
247. Loud: Yes
248. Nice: Usually
249: Outgoing: Yes
250: Quiet: Yes
251. Mean: If you get on my bad side
252. Emotional: A little
253. Sensitive: A little
254. Gay: No
255. Strong: Yes
256. Weak: Sometimes
257. Caring: Yes
258. Dangerous: Depends on my mood
259. Crazy: At times
260. Spontaneous: Yes
261. Funny: Yes
262. Sweet: Usually
263. Sharing: Can be
264. Responsible: Most of the time
265. Trustworthy: Yes
266. Open-minded: All the time
267. Creative: Yes
268. Cute: I don’t know
269. Slick: I can be
270. Smart: Usually
271. Dumb: Occasionally
272. Evil: Now and then
273. Ghetto: NO
274. Classy: I don’t know
275. Photogenic: Huh?
276. Dependable: Yes
277. Greedy: Yes
278. Ugly: No
279. Messy: A bit
280. Neat: Sure
281. Perverted: No
282. Silly: Yes
283. A Bitch: No
284. A Good Listener: Yes
285. A Fighter: Yes
286. A Party Animal: Yes
287. A Game Freak: Yes
288. A Computer Freak: Kinda

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: Voice actor
290. Dream house: A nice two-story house with an upstairs entertainment room; which has a big screen TV, video game systems, mini-fridges, a microwave, and a cupboard. Oh, and a pool in the backyard. (I just described the house that my sister and her family used to live in, before they moved. What can I say? I loved that place.)
291. Husband/Wife: Yes, I’d like a wife some day
292. Kids: I’d like to have kids, but I want to get used to being a husband before I become a father
293. Names: I don’t know
294. Pets: Maybe a dog and/or a cat
295. Car: Ford Ranger pickup truck
296. Age you would want to get married: 30s
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: I don’t know
298. Honeymoon: Walt Disney World

Section Fifteen: Your friends

299. Best friend: Derek
300. Known the longest: Derek
301. Craziest: Chris
302. Loudest: Chris
303. Shyest: I don’t know
304. Best hair: Caleb
305. Best eyes: I don’t know
306. Best body: I don't know
307. Most Athletic: Caleb
308. Hot-Tempered: I don’t know, but definitely not Caleb
309. Most impatient: See above
310. Shortest: Ming
311. Tallest: Ted
312. Skinniest: I don’t know
313. Best singer: I don’t know
314. Funniest: Adam
315. Can always make you laugh: All
316. Wish you talked to more: All
317. Wish you saw more: ALL
318. Who drives you insane after a while: Edwin
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: Derek
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': No
321. Whose always been there when you need them: Derek, Ming, and Caleb
322. Who is like your family: I don’t know
323. How many friends do you have? Too many to count
324. How many are really close? Sadly, none

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Handful of cashews
326. Thing you drank: Water
327. Thing you wore: Work outfit
328. Thing you did: Set the table for dinner
329. Place you went: Work
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Nothing
331. Person you saw: My brother
332. Person you hugged: Don’t remember
333. Person you kissed: N/A
334. Person you fucked: N/A
335. Person you talked to online:
336. Person you talked to on the phone: My brother
337. Song you heard: Wonderwall by Oasis
338. Show you saw: News
339. Time you fought with your parents: Don’t remember
340. Time you fought with a friend: Don’t remember
341. Words you said: “What’s for dinner?”

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: Nothing
344. What are you drinking: Pomegranite lemonade
345. What are you thinking: How glad I am that my blasted cold seems to be going away
346. What are you wearing: White T-shirt, blue jeans, black socks, and black sneakers
347. What are you doing: Finishing up this survey
349. Hair: Short
350. Mood: Relaxed
351. Listening to: My iTunes library
352. Talking to anyone: No
353. Watching anything: No

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: Yes
356. Are you heterosexual: Yes
357. Do you like penguins: Meh
358. Do you write poetry: No
359. Do you see stupid people: Do humans breathe oxygen?
360. You + Me = Nothing.
361. Do you like the Osbournes: I like a little of Ozzy’s music, but other than that, not really
362. Can you see flying pigs: No
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: Not anymore. Well, except for this cute little baby wolf that I just couldn’t get rid of
364. Are you from Afghanistan: No
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly: Who?
366. Are you a zombie: No
367. Am i annoying you: …Maybe just a tiny bit.
368. Do you bite your nails: No
369. Can you cross your eyes: I don’t know
370. Do you make your bed in the morning: No
371. Have you touched someone's private part: One time at work, accidentally. (I swear!) Luckily, she understood and didn’t slap me or report me or anything

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer: Winter
373. Spring or Autumn: Autmn
374. Shakira or Britney: NEITHER
375. MTV or VH1: Neither
376. Black or White: Both
377. Yellow or Pink: Yellow
378. Football or Basketball: I don’t really care much for either of them.
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: Phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Cold. I don’t do well in the heat.
382. Tattoos or Piercings: Neither
383. Inside or Outside: Inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: NEITHER
385. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
386. Tape or Glue: Glue
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: That’s a toughy. I like them both.

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: Meh
389. About boy bands: Blech!
390. About suicide: Like Vash the Stampede, I disapprove of it more than anything.
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: I wouldn't, if I were them.
392. About teen pregnancy: It just goes to show how stupid teens are.
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years: In a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And asking myself, “Well, how did I get here?” Let the days go by, let the water hold me down. Let the-… oops! *clears throat* sorry, got carried away.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Derek
395. About gay men: I don’t mind them, as long as they don’t hate girls just for being girls. I also don’t mind lesbians, provided they don’t hate guys just for being guys.

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: Does a DA page count?
397. Current weather right now: HOT! Damn sun just won’t give up!
398. Current time: 6:19 PM
399. Any shout outs: GHOST BUSTERS! (I don’t know, somehow that video game just came to my mind.)
400. Last thoughts: Phew! Thought I’d never get this thing done!

(I'll understand if any of you guys don't want to take this survey.)

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